As you know, Bob – last week my marvelous friend Kevin ran a big Maplecroft giveaway via Twitter. And as a few of you may have complained, you had to be on Twitter to enter and/or win. Therefore, one drunken evening I said, “FINE I WILL GIVE ONE OF MY OWN COPIES AWAY. To the non-Twitter people. Or to one of them, anyway.” I promised to post details of this giveaway today.
The rules are simple:
1. Do not have a Twitter account.
2. Be a U.S. resident (sorry!)
3. Post a comment on this entry sometime before Friday at noon.
Obviously, this is kind of an honor-system sort of thing; I don’t intend to Sherlock my way through every commenter in search of a forbidden Twitter handle, but if you’re a lying liar who lies, that’s on your karmic head. And I will reserve the right to think you’re a dick.
At any rate, I’ll pick a winner at random – and send that winner a signed copy of Maplecroft. Hell, I’ll sign it however the winner wants it signed. More or less. Within reason. Ahem.
So if you’re looking for an awesome birthday or Christmas or [insert holiday here] present, and you have a loved one who might enjoy reading about Lizzie Borden fighting Cthulhu with an axe … well, here’s your chance to get it personalized.
I’ll announce the winner on Monday.
Now…FLY, MY TWITTERLESS PRETTIES! FLY!