One for the English Majors

Someone reminded me of this piece of … oh, let’s call it satire … I wrote back in (Jesus!) 2004. It is in reference to the very same cat we still own and love, a cat who has a long and storied history of being a pain in the ass – but a lovable one. […]

stupid cat.

I’m getting a crap-tastically late start to my day, due in large part to a fat black cat who thought she’d spend a good portion of midnight-through-dawn spelunking merrily around in our closet like the freaking tomb raider. It’s a big, deep closet. We couldn’t locate her to extract her; and even if we had, […]