Excerpts from Conversations with Electricians

Electrician: These ceilings are pretty tall. What are they, maybe ten feet? Me: Something like that. Electrician: Thus the step-ladder in the kitchen, eh? Me: Natch. Electrician: [:: looks at the foyer ceiling ::] What about the smoke detector? Can you reach it, even with that ladder? What are you, five foot nothing? Me: Five […]