Of teeth and terror and drywall dust
Wow. I guess L. Ron Hubbard had it right. Success really is inventing your own religion. Welcome to all you newcomers, and Steve bless the lot of you. Welcome to the non-douchey side. Come on in. Sit a spell. We serve brownies, and we don’t lick ‘em first or nothin’.
So today was my [...]
May Steve Be With You
It’s probably no surprise that I’ve been getting emails about the First Church of the Intergalactic Fruitbat Steve, given how much joking, joshing, and general tomfoolery has taken place both online and in public on this spiritual subject. So a little bit of context is due.
Picture it: The Paranormal Bender Tour, Day One. March [...]
Excerpts from Conversations with Electricians
Electrician: These ceilings are pretty tall. What are they, maybe ten feet?
Me: Something like that.
Electrician: Thus the step-ladder in the kitchen, eh?
Me: Natch.
Electrician: [:: looks at the foyer ceiling ::] What about the smoke detector? Can you reach it, even with that ladder? What are you, five foot nothing?
Me: Five foot five, [...]
quick and dirty
Must be hasty, while the internet still holds — drat those power-cutting-off-but-kitty-loving electricians:
50 ubergeeks worth following on Twitter. I made this list? Someone’s smoking the blue crack (but at least I’m in good company).
Bleeders and Readers glamour shot. That event on Sunday night went pretty well; neat audience, new listeners, [...]
And slightly terrifying news
Just got the copyedits for BONESHAKER. They aren’t due for another couple of weeks, thank God. Yes, that’s an ordinary can of Diet Coke (with Splenda!) sitting in front of it, for size comparison.
And what was the official Spain the Cat reaction to this delivery?
Click the jump to see.