(1). Thank you, John McCain. That was a classy concession speech, and it reminded me why I’ve liked you for years — even when I haven’t always agreed with you. You did a good thing tonight, and it reflects well upon you.
(2). Obama, I love you with an amazing, irrepressible love — the white-hot love of ten thousand suns and all their children. This is the love of a woman who has never, at any point in her adult life, ever really, really, really admired a president before, and now she has you to adore, and she is thrilled. Good luck, God bless, a thousand kisses be upon you, and please … DO NOT FUCK IT UP.