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Belated Reports of Happy Events

1 year, 3 months ago, terribly early in the morning

I know I’ve been feeble on the posting front, but it’s been an amazingly social week — jam-packed with Stuff We Did, People We Met, and Things We Attended; and in addition to all the meatspace face-time with the masses, I’m eyeballs deep in a huge proofreading freelance project, as well as composition on The Clementine.* And then, of course, I was compelled to redo my webpage in order to shamelessly pimp showcase my next publishing projects.

What? Procrastinating? Me? How dare you even suggest it.

Anyway, I picked a very clean theme and customized it accordingly; and God help me, I hope it works as tidily as I think it does. Feel free to bop on over and check it out if you’re reading this via an RSS feed or through LiveJournal. And while you’re here, by all means take a moment to click all the pretty buttons and maybe, just maybe, order a book or two.

Although Fathom and Those Who Went Remain There Still won’t be released for another week or two, the beautiful trade paperback edition of Dreadful Skin is hot off the press and ready to ship. So if the idea of a werewolf-hunting Irish nun in the wild-wild west sounds groovy to you (or a loved one in need of a hip, inexpensive holiday gift), well then, you know which link to click for near-instant gratification.

But enough pimping for now. Now it’s time for the pictures I’ve been promising you since Monday … pictures from Portland mostly — including (but not limited to) such diverse elements as the Chinese gardens, the Sisters of Mercy concert (now with Bonus! video), and the long-awaited spectacles (complete with goofy expression on yours truly). Click the jump to partake of the cheesy, full-color goodness.

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Long, busy week

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Yesterday was delightful; we had a full house of folks, including Ellen, Suezie and her S.O. Keith, Alex T., and Psynde.* I didn’t take any pictures, simply because I didn’t think to do so, and it’s just as well. Flickr is still giving me intermittent hassle; sometimes it works fine, sometimes it is made of FAIL, and sometimes it’s a mixture of the two. So I give up on it for now.

I also give up on the internet for now, because I’m restless and it’s dark but it’s early, and I am consumed with the impulse to dash outside and run around for a bit. Have a great weekend, everyone.



* Who we really need to quit calling an “affiliate” of Team Seattle, and publicly declare what we already know: That she’s totally one of us, period.

Photo Host of the Damned

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Ordinarily I have wonderful luck and success with Flickr, but for the last few days it’s been so b0rked that I can’t do a damn thing with it. Therefore, I still can’t show you my collection of Brightly Colored Fog Pictures taken at the Sisters of Mercy show; nor do I feel like wrestling my way through the LiveJournal photo galleries in order to show you my new glasses. Instead, you’ll have to settle for a text update, for which I do apologize.

Orycon: Because I could not remember my WordPress login and I didn’t feel like looking it up, all convention updates occurred over here on my LJ. Click any link if you didn’t catch them the first time around. All updates are brief, as updates posted from the midst of a convention tend to be.

The Sisters of Mercy concert: This was easily the most “grown-up” show I’ve ever attended. Maybe it’s just that the fans are aging, or the band is aging — and everybody wanted to be in bed at a reasonable hour; but the concert started at the crack of its scheduled time, and it ended not a moment earlier nor later that it was intended to. We were back at the hotel by midnight, which was a little bit hilarious if not particularly hardcore.

It’s difficult to say that we actually saw them play, because of the giant fog machine that ran for the first hour and a half of the show. We’re talking a 1000-person venue, here — not some massive auditorium wherein such fog might sprawl out and lie prettily along the floor … oh no. It was like trying to watch a concert through a John Carpenter movie. Towards the end of the evening, I could quite literally scarcely see my hand in front of my face; and people were whipping out Zippos and pocket flash lights to try and stumble their way to the restrooms or merchandise table.

Imagine, if you will, the precision and joy of trying to pick out which black tee shirt you want, in the dark, through a thick screen of fog. It’s a wonder I didn’t end up accidentally buying pair of leg warmers and a puppy.

I took oodles of pictures, though. After awhile it became a game — like camping out in the woods and trying to steal a shot of Sasquatch, except all my pictures just look like pretty pictures of a room stuffed with a blue cloud, a red cloud, a purple cloud, an orange cloud, etcetera. One or two are kind of groovy, though; you can see Andrew outlined by a light behind him, and it looks weirdly iconic and spectral. Of course, those pictures were snapped early in the evening, before the fog machine had gotten a chance to really wreak its magic.

But for what it’s worth, the music itself was just fine and I was thrilled silly to be there. My 1991 self was doing a little squee all night long.

The Pirate Attack: Sunday around lunchtime we met up with my old friend Abbie — who lives in Portland. She was kind enough to pick us up from the convention after we’d checked out of the hotel, and haul both Aric and I around until it was time to deposit us at the train station.

Together we decided upon lunch. We let Abbie choose, and choose she did (though I don’t remember the name of the place where we did not, ultimately, end up eating). She took us a bit outside of town and parked across the road and down the hill from a little joint that looked promising. Then we crossed the street, began scaling the sidewalk, and only made it about halfway up.

Because that’s when the knife-wielding pirate leaped out of the trees and clocked me in the face. And that’s the god-honest truth, it is, but in the interest of making my husband feel better (’tis a pity he couldn’t defend me from my attacker), I’ll make up something more mundane.

*ahem*

I tripped over a tree branch that was growing up through the sidewalk, and face-planted hard. I’m told that I actually fell rather slowly — almost catching myself without incident — but at the last second the inertia threw me forward and my head bounced against the pavement. It was very quick, and it wasn’t very painful. It was merely confusing and upsetting, because the last thing I remember seeing clearly … was the snap, crack, and fling of my glasses shooting off my face towards the street.

[As an aside: It would be difficult for me to overstate for effect how poorly I see; my vision is terrible and it has been for years — and even with the recent and inexplicable improvement, my eyes are still around 8.00 with a hearty astigmatism on top of the myopia, in case you’re really “in” to eyeballs and you know what that means. For years, I’ve had nightmares about losing my glasses (or contacts) in a strange place because I’m utterly helpless without them. So when they broke underneath me, it sent me into a panic.]

I stayed there on the ground for a few seconds, pulling myself together and pushing myself up onto my aching hands — which I then used to feel around on the ground. “My glasses! Oh God, my glasses!” I said, while my companions were freaking out and asking if I was okay. Of course I was okay! But my beautiful glasses! They were gone, weren’t they? AAAAUUUGH!

And then I looked up, and both Abbie and Aric made a little choked noise upon seeing my face. One of them told me I was bleeding, and I said that no, I was okay, and then I looked back down at my hands. I couldn’t see my hands very well, but I could tell they were covered in something bright red, so I said, “My hands!” because I figured I must’ve landed on something and cut myself. I had no idea I was otherwise hurt in any significant fashion.

Eventually I was led into the nearby restaurant, where I’m led to understand that it’s just as well I couldn’t see the looks on the faces of the diners as I was ushered into the ladies room for clean-up. I used my broken glasses to get a good look at myself, and finally I was a little concerned about something other than the busted spectacles. I was covered in blood — all down one side of my face, in my hair, in my ear … some of it had even gone up my nose when I had my head hanging down, looking for the glasses in the first place. I blew a blood bubble out of my left nostril. It was awesome. But the way my eyebrow was hanging a tiny bit slack from the giant gash … was not even remotely awesome.

It was patently obvious that I needed stitches.

I did a lot of swearing, pulled off my shirt and tried to wash it out, used a bunch of paper towels to swab away all the blood I could reasonably get, and kicked myself because I knew that now we’d never catch our train. I was right. We missed it. But with the help of Aric’s iPhone we found a local (and brand spanking new) urgent care center a few miles away, and I got myself glued up instead of stitched up in about an hour and a half, all told.* Then we went to lunch, finally — and then Abbie was kind enough to drop us off at the train station. We lucked out and caught a train immediately; and we were back in Seattle by bedtime.

The New Glasses: Remain super-cute, here on my face, right this moment. Little do they know how close they came to peril.

Tonight: I nabbed tickets to go see Henry Rollins for my husband’s birthday a week or two ago. But Jeez, first? I need a shower. I’ve spent all day running around like crazy, cleaning house, buying groceries, and keeping track of the heating repair men who came and went all morning. I think it’s time for me to log off now and freshen up before supper.

So there you have it, the full and formal and official update. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. May you all become greatly stuffed with whatever holiday food makes you happiest.



* We made the executive decision to skip the ER because I wasn’t ill, wasn’t woozy, and after about half an hour, I wasn’t even bleeding anymore. I clearly needed medical attention, but I didn’t need anything major.

Reports of my Death

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Hey everyone, and I’m sorry I’ve been so slow with that convention report/general update with pictures I’ve been promising; but Flickr is on the fritz for me, and I have lots of work to catch up on today/tonight, so you won’t get the skinny from this particular post, alas. But here’s a quick and general note of my continued survival, now with convenient bullet points:

* Spent yesterday in Olympia, in the company of Kat and Caitlin — helping to assemble Ikea cabinetry. Was fun. Took all day, which was fine. This accounts for yesterday’s lack of posting.

* Picked up my new glasses — the ones I didn’t quite have time to pick up before leaving for Portland, thank God. They are super-cute, tiny and brown metal with blue accents; and I will take pictures of them/me/the pirate-inflicted knife wound later.

* Spent most of today running errands with Ellen, and later shopping with Ellen and the aforementioned Kat. We covered Christmas gifts for a handful of family members, ate a fine lunch at Bad Albert’s, and generally tootled around downtown near the market for about 4 hours. This accounts for today’s lack of posting.

* Next up: Must clean house and go grocery shopping in preparation for Thanksgiving, which will be hosted at chez moi. This is awesome, but it necessitates much running around and staying away from the computer. I beg your collective pardon and wish the lot of you quite well.

I got into a knife fight with a pirate

1 year, 3 months ago, in the wee hours

I got into a knife fight with a pirate That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. But should any UNKIND PERSONS attempt to convince you that I ACTUALLY received this 2.4-inch gash above my left eye when Portland hit me in the face with a sidewalk, then you should utterly disregard such tales, for they are spread by UNRELIABLE INDIVIDUALS of INCONSTANT CHARACTER.

Anyway. A trip to an emergency doc followed, and then some surgical glue and stays, and finally we’re back home (we missed our first train due to this little adventure). Will process and post pictures later, and will likewise follow up such photos with a convention report; but for now, I’m just really wiped out, I have a terrible headache, my hands hurt, and I’m mourning the loss of my favorite glasses — which shattered on impact.* With the pirate’s knife, I mean. You know.

More later, folks. For now I need a stiff drink and an hour or two decompressing in front of the TV. Also, I need to go finish washing all the blood out of my new Sisters of Mercy tee shirt, despite the fact that it makes me ALL THE MORE HARDCORE to be thusly stained; because a girl has to have her priorities, that’s why.



* Thank God I hadn’t picked up my new glasses from the eye doc yet. The new specs came in on Friday, but I was already at the train station when I got the call, and I didn’t have time to retrieve them before leaving town.

November 20, 2008

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Thanks a million to everyone who commented on the Cute New Hair. This morning it remains Cute New Hair, even though I touched up my roots last night (medium copper brown, tasteful and pretty) and went to sleep when my hair wasn’t quite dry yet. Five minutes with a straightener and a fluff with pomade, and it’s adorable once more. Am I going to keep talking about this for a bit? Probably, yes. Mine is a small life, and largely unpunctuated by points of interest.

Except for tomorrow, of course.

Tomorrow I’m going to Orycon, where I’m up for an Endeavour Award; and although I’m unlikely to win (not false modesty–check out my competition! I’m in crazy-good company), I’m still pretty excited about the whole thing.

Hmm. What else?

Well, let’s see. Today I’ve been exceptionally productive for someone who didn’t get a lick of fiction writing done. I got 120 pages of work covered on a proofreading project, wrote and sent off one book review, printed out all my pertinent travel documents, sorted all my clothes and decided what to bring, and generally ran myself ragged trying to do all those last-minute errands I tend to forget. Ipod, phone, and camera charged? Yes. Hair products and contact supplies all have sturdy lids attached? Check. Do I own a pair of pantyhose without a big fat run in them? Yup. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Anyway. Now I need to actually get myself packed and wrap up the last of one more review, and then I’ll relax (no I won’t. I’ll have a drink and fret, while watching Aric play Left 4 Dead). I’ll have my Eee PC with me in Portland, but I don’t know what the internet situation will be like; so if I’m gone for a few days, you know why.

Have a good one, folks.

[:: bliss ::]

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

After lunch and coffee and Trophy Cupcakes and a new dress to wear to the Orycon award ceremony on Friday afternoon … I might’ve gone out and gotten the world’s cutest haircut, and I might hypothetically be so squeeful about it that I can scarcely contain myself. Psynde made me do it — and I’m very glad she did.

Crappy pictures below the cut. (I say “crappy” because it’s getting dark here and my camera refused to cooperate).

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November 18, 2008

1 year, 3 months ago, in the late afternoon

Here’s today’s progress on my steampunk novella about a runaway-slave- turned-air-pirate and his lost Confederate war dirigible, a mysterious doomsday weapon, and a disenfranchised southern spy who’s gone to work for the Pinkerton National Detective Agency — now with Bonus! military intrigue and a gentle old scientist who’s slowly losing his mind:

Project: The Clementine
New Words Written Today: 2945 (not bad, especially for a foreshortened work day)
Present Total Word Count: 13,120
Goal: 40,000 words (adjusted; will likely be re-adjusted later.)





Fiction Things Accomplished: The captain and his crew have tried to call in an old favor, with mixed results; but they’ve got a good lead on where they might nab a new ship, by hook or by crook. They’ll probably pick “crook” since, well, let’s be honest — we’re dealing with a pirate, here.

Real Life Things Accomplished: Thus far, not much. I started my morning without doing my usual morning things (making bed, leaving pajamas, etc.) because I need to do laundry something awful, and I need to run to the drug store, and a few other things — and I wanted to get some writing done first. So that’s how it went down, and now I need to go tackle these errands; but I got a healthy word count under my belt, so I feel okay about it.

Reason for Stopping: See above.

Total Fiction Words Composed in 2008: 287,969

November 17, 2008

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Very quickly, before I run off to make supper: Here’s today’s progress on my steampunk novella about a runaway-slave- turned-air-pirate and his lost Confederate war dirigible, a mysterious doomsday weapon, and a disenfranchised southern spy who’s gone to work for the Pinkerton National Detective Agency — now with Bonus! military intrigue and a gentle mad scientist who’s slowly losing his mind:

Project: The Clementine
New Words Written Today: 1953 (pretty good, considering)
Present Total Word Count: 10,175
Goal: 45,000 words (approx.)





Fiction Things Accomplished: Got Captain Croggon Beauregard Hainey and crew into Kansas City, where they intend to cash in an old favor in order to nab another ship to keep chasing the Free Crow farther east. Their previous ship, as you may recall, crashed epically into the prairie.

Real Life Things Accomplished: Grocery shopped; read a bit on a new book for reviewing purposes; chewed a bit through a proofreading project; went to Walgreens in search of decongestants and antacids, because I’m an old lady, that’s why; got linked by the marvelous and charming Wil Wheaton, who rocks my pink plaid socks.

Reason for Stopping: Am very hungry, and husband will be home from work before long. He will be likewise hungry. I can fix this for the both of us.

Total Fiction Words Composed in 2008: 285,024

Shameless Hustling

1 year, 3 months ago, around lunchtime

Via the exceedingly kind and uncommonly helpful Bill at Subterranean, I give you the Library Journal review of Fathom:

“Priest, Cherie. Fathom. Tor Dec. 2008. c.384p. ISBN 978-0-7653-1840-4. $25.95. FANTASY

Long before humans populated Earth, monsters and creatures now regarded as myths roamed the world. The Creator banished or destroyed these terrible creations before turning the world over to the human race, but a few still linger, seeking to regain their sovereignty over the planet. In coastal Florida, a young woman once imprisoned in a statue and a handful of other reluctant heroes stumble headlong into a battle to protect the planet from a return to madness. Priest (Not Flesh Nor Feathers; Wings to the Kingdom; Four and Twenty Blackbirds) again demonstrates her keen eye for detail and ambiance as she re-creates an enchanting part of America as the setting for a tale of horror of biblical proportions. Part fairy tale, part work of modern gothic horror, Priest’s latest belongs in most libraries.”

It would be a great and hearty understatement to say that I am pleased with the review, and quite grateful to Bill for passing it along. Perhaps this will encourage more folks to preorder Fathom, for selfish personal reasons or gift-giving purposes. (Also, don’t forget — this book is the Barnes & Noble paranormal bookclub selection for December.)

Order Fathom at Amazon.com
Order Fathom at Barnes & Noble
Order Fathom direct from the publisher

Speaking of Schafer and Subterranean, if you haven’t given it a peek yet, my long-short-story/novelette “Tanglefoot” is live and free for the reading right now. It’s the tale of a gentle, tragic mad scientist and his boy assistant; and it’s the very first fiction appearing in my alternate history/steampunk universe The Clockwork Century.

Sorry to be so quick with the pimp for your Monday reading, but I’m actually quite bogged down in errands and deadlines — and I hope to return this afternoon with proper content and maybe even a picture or two. But for now, I must settle for earnest begging, winking, and hip-wiggling in hopes that Fathom preorders and “Tanglefoot” traffic might experience a little bump.

Thanks for reading, thanks for ordering, and thanks for clicking.
I’ll be back online later.

Please help me, vintage enthusiasts.

1 year, 3 months ago, in the late evening

This afternoon I was poking through the new Goodwill in the University district when a tiny black velvet purse winked at me. With a cute little rim of rhinestones, an old-fashioned clasp, and a tag that said $3.99, how could I say no?

Once I got the bag home, I took the liberty of examining it more closely; and I am increasingly charmed by it. The velvet is essentially flawless, except for a very faint square where the price sticker was applied by some clueless clerk — and the interior feels like silk. The inside zipper still works, though it’s clearly old and tarnished. Except for the aforementioned super-faint sticker outline, the bag is in mint condition as far as I can tell.

I’m guessing it’s an early 1950s model, but I’m really no expert. If any excessively informed vintage enthusiasts out there can tell me anything more about my new favorite thrift store find, I’d love to hear from you. Pictures are posted beneath the cut (including a close-up of the original brand’s label, which is still intact).

[Edited to add: I love my readers.]

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Every time I look at you I go blind

1 year, 3 months ago, mid-afternoon

New post up at Jeff VandeMeer’s jukebox — this time covering the messy, sordid saga of my defective mutant eyeballs, and other things Jeff’s readers probably don’t give a hooey about.

Special bonus info just for you, my dedicated audience: I just ordered OMG the cutest new eyeglasses.* They’re tiny brown frames with blue accents which are yes, too trendy for the room; but I am assured they are posh and hip and vaguely, if you squint at them the right way, kind of steampunky.

I’ll absolutely post pictures in 8-10 business days when the aforementioned spectacles return from the shop, equipped with my astonishingly expensive lenses.



* Strangely enough, this year’s visit to the ophthalmologist’s chair revealed that my eyes have markedly improved (roughly a full point) over the last year. This is bizarre, yes, and also good. However, it means that my glasses are now too strong (by roughly a full point) and the prescription is no doubt contributing to the ocular migraines mentioned over on Jeff’s page. So the time has come for new glasses, even though my “old” glasses are only a little over a year old. Oh well. They’ll make lovely back-up glasses.

Quick Update

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Sorry to be brief, but I just exhausted my daily blogging ration over at Jeff VandeMeer’s joint. You should absolutely go peek at the content there, and I will only overlap this one little bit of nervous vanity: Over at Genreville the mighty and powerful Rose Fox from Publishers Weekly has posted an interview she conducted with me.

It’s a quick little chat about my upcoming novel Fathom, and where it came from, and what it’s about, and why people might be charmed enough to buy it. And yes, this is the part where I once again rather shamelessly ask you to consider preordering it, because I really, really, really want to see this little hardback make a splash and I honestly think that if you give it a chance, you’ll enjoy it.

But for now, I must dash off to scare up supper and hit up a late-afternoon eye doctor’s appointment. Have a good one, folks.

Please turn your attention to …

1 year, 3 months ago, in the evening

Still alive and blogging, albeit lightly, over at Jeff VandeMeer’s blog. Today’s topics are dirigibles and raffles. I’d like to say more, but the weather up here on the hill is starting to go a little wild and my internet is becoming intermittent. Have a great evening, everyone.

Two things, real quick:

1 year, 4 months ago, around lunchtime

(1). This week, I’ll be guest-blogging over at Jeff VanderMeer’s place. I’m tickled pink, rather nervous, and generally excited about it, though I’ve never really guest-blogged for anyone before and I’m quite confident I’m going to make an ass of myself at some point, if I haven’t done so already with the first post.

(2). One bit of overlap between this blog and Jeff’s: For those of you who have been curious about my steampunk universe, The Clockwork Century, you can find the very first bit of fiction to appear in that setting over here at Subterranean Online. “Tanglefoot” is the story of a gentle, tragic mad scientist and his boy assistant — who is told that he needs to make more friends. So the boy … erm … makes himself a friend. Please go read the tale, and I do pray you enjoy it.

No writing done today, but …

1 year, 4 months ago, in the late afternoon

As you may have already heard, my upcoming novel Fathom is the December selection for the Barnes & Noble Paranormal Book Club. (You can find an official announcement on the subject here, if you’re willing to do a little scrolling.)

You remember Fathom, right? It’s the ghosts and sea gods and pirates novel, with murders and mayhem, and a girl who’s turned to stone by a monster who’s forced to save the world because he hates it too much to let it die … and oh yeah, it’s also the book that earned a big, fat, shiny starred review from Publishers Weekly. Which you can read here. I mean, if you want to. Or something.

And if you find yourself moved to preorder a copy because you want to participate in the book club, or because now, maybe, you think it sounds cool enough to take a chance on, then obviously you are more than welcome to do so. In fact, I strongly encourage it — even though I feel a little awkward about doing two self-pimp posts in a row like this.

But the truth is, preorders are very important, particularly for books like this one — my first independent novel after a series, and the first wide-release hardback under my belt — and I ain’t too proud to beg.

Order Fathom at Amazon.com
Order Fathom at Barnes & Noble
Order Fathom direct from the publisher

I’m led to understand that the book is even prettier when you get to hold it in your hot little hands* — all matte and smooth, and classic looking in a way that makes it all the lovelier as oh, say, a Christmas present.



* I won’t have my author’s copies for a little while yet so I’m forced to take Liz at her word; but I trust her, and she has great taste.

Good Mail Day

1 year, 4 months ago, in the evening

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Look what just arrived! Behold, I give you the trade paperback edition of Dreadful Skin, and holy crap, it’s really beautiful. Jon Foster’s cover art really makes the package gloriously complete, I swear; I couldn’t have asked for a prettier book.

Best of all, this means that almost … very soon … before long at all … everyone who’s been complaining that Dreadful Skin was sold out can pick up a copy of this lovely, lovely book. Of course, you’re welcome to preorder it anytime you like. In fact, the more preorders, the better, really.

[:: bats eyelashes ::]

You can nab a copy here at Amazon.com.
Or you can pick one up via Subterranean.

November 6, 2008

1 year, 4 months ago, in the early evening

Yes, I’ve been very distracted by Halloween and the election, and yes, I’ve been a very bad writer who has gotten very little work done. But now I’m back on the pony, and I have been quite productive.

So here’s today’s progress on my steampunk novella about a runaway-slave- turned-air-pirate and his lost Confederate war dirigible, a mysterious doomsday weapon, and a disenfranchised southern spy who’s gone to work for the Pinkerton National Detective Agency — now with Bonus! military intrigue and a gentle mad scientist who’s slowly losing his mind:

Project: The Clementine
New Words Written Today: 3610 (much better, yes)
Present Total Word Count: 8222
Goal: 45,000 words (approx.)





Fiction Things Accomplished: Got Maria Isabella Boyd into Allan Pinkerton’s office, and watched the sparks fly.* In real life, she was a Confederate spy and he was once a Union spy; in my fictional universe, now they’re both retired and he’s hired her into the Pinkerton National Detective Agency.

Real Life Things Accomplished: Not much, frankly. Changed litterbox, made bed, did dishes; picked up trial pair of contacts from eye doctor’s place; contacted management about aggravating and increasingly copious leak from kitchen ceiling; ate too much leftover Halloween candy.

Reason for Stopping: I told myself I’d go until 8000 words or 3:00, whichever hit first. I have some other work to do today, and I want to get a start on it before Aric gets home from his day job.

Total Fiction Words Composed in 2008: 283,071



* These are not sexy sparks, I assure you. They are sparks of suspicion and antagonism.

Links for the Voting Masses (and everyone else)

1 year, 4 months ago, in the evening

*Apex Raffle Time. Via the fine folks at Apex Digest: “We’ve pulled from our high-security cellar vaults some the most fiendishly delightful goodies you’ve ever seen, like free fiction critiques, ARCs of as-yet unavailable books signed by the authors, valuable rare books worth more than $50, a steampunk classic with zepplins–REAL ZEPPLINS!–doodled by the author himself, and the only Maurice Broaddus Quintuple Threat Pack in existence!” Bonus win: A portion of the proceeds will go to benefit Dolly’s Imagination Library.

*Maybe the Obamas will get one of THESE puppies. Click for a live feed of adorable puppies sleeping in a box. Or playing. Or nomming each other. Or … well, let’s be honest. Mostly sleeping. [Edited to add: If it’s dark, they’ve turned off the lights and let the pups have some nighttime snoozing.]

*Newsweek has the skinny. “The disclosures are among many revealed in ‘How He Did It, 2008,’ the latest installment in NEWSWEEK’s Special Election Project, which was first published in 1984. As in the previous editions, “How He Did It, 2008″ is an inside, behind-the-scenes account of the presidential election produced by a special team of reporters working for more than a year on an embargoed basis and detached from the weekly magazine and Newsweek.com. Everything the project team learns is kept confidential until the day after the polls close.” Fascinating, and funny, and sometimes sad.

*Here in my ‘hood. And I leave you with footage of the street party that broke out immediately following John McCain’s concession speech — right down the street from where we live. I understand it is a great pity that you cannot see the drag queen who is leading the crowd in song.

When it went down

1 year, 4 months ago, in the early afternoon

Around 7:00 p.m. the Cap Hill Gang (Ellen, Suezie, Aric, and me) skipped down to Victrola — where an election party was not quite in full swing, but you could see it from there. We bogarted a corner in the back, with padded benches and a couple of velvet pillows; it was out-of-the-way and we had to stand on tip-toes or crawl over tables to see the screen, but we managed. I got my view by standing on the edge of the bench and bracing myself with one knee on the cut-out that divided one side of the room from the other.

Many other folks had similar ideas.

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Ellen was characteristically chill, Suezie rocked it out, and Aric kept one eye on the back door — and one hand on his iPhone.

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As the states were called the tension rose, and so did the giddiness — when Pennsylvania went blue, and when Ohio followed suit, there was outright glee in every corner. There were no illusions about who the room was rooting for. People were on cell phones, calling loved ones; folks were holding up cameras, taking video. No one wanted to merely remember it — this, “Where were you when …? moment — everyone wanted to record it.

Things hovered around the 200/150 mark for awhile, and fearing that only boredom awaited him, Aric got up to use the men’s room. Thirty seconds later, Barack Obama crested 283 electoral votes and the entire establishment detonated. Aric fought his way through the crowd to return to our corner, asking, “What’s going on?”

I could barely spit it out.
I was totally losing my shit.

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When McCain came on to give his concession speech, silence filled the room.

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It was a good speech. It was everything I liked about him, and everything I’d been sorry to see him cast aside in his last-ditch scramble for the White House. He was reasonable, classy, and dignified. With nothing left to lose, he stood up straight again.

Once upon a time, he might’ve made an outstanding president. But when he jettisoned his principles and, in a staggering act of cynicism, made the sad gamble that one woman is just the same as any other woman — he lost more credibility than he could recover.

In our overwhelmingly blue crowd, intermittent applause broke out; and when McCain was finished speaking, the room clapped politely — even earnestly — until someone instigated a rendition of “Na na na na, hay hay hay, good bye,” which undid some of the festive goodwill I was feeling towards the hipsters down front. It was mean and unnecessary, and small. It embarrassed me. McCain was being gracious and he deserved civility, and a respectful hearing.

But soon, people were pouring out into the street.
Fireworks were going off.
Horns were honking from hill to sound.
A massive street party spontaneously formed a few blocks away.

By all reports, it was a friendly affair and even the cops looked on with smiles. I believe that Suezie ended up in the midst of this, and took pictures. I know she took pictures in Victrola, and I’ll link some of them later, if she’ll let me. (This picture lifted from Burger Eater on LJ.)

As we left, we high-fived random strangers and fist-pumped at the cars that honked wildly as they drove past. I took a moment and called my little brother. He answered the phone in near hysterics; I barely understood a thing he said, except something about “city-wide party,” “OMG OMG OMG,” “dancing in the streets,” and pretty much all the stuff that I was babbling back at him, too.

(This was his first old-enough-to-vote election, and he’s been eyeballs-deep in the Obama campaign while off at college in D.C. I have often joked that he’s saving his gay virginity for Obama, so great is the strength of his man-crush; but in all seriousness, it is a proud thing to have a teenage sibling and not even WONDER if he was going to vote.)

And now, we have history. Now I’m not remotely embarrassed to be caught in red, white, and blue; I’m delighted to be an American; I’m ecstatic to the point of tears that this time, we didn’t fuck it up. We got our act in gear. We fought like hell, refused to back down, and we made change happen in a big, big way that would have been completely unimaginable even twenty years ago.

We have elected a new president. And he’s good, and he’s smart, and he makes being smart look cool again after eight years of willful ignorance and aggressive anti-intellectualism masquerading as bullshit folksy aw-shucks-ism. I don’t know when it became a point of pride to be rigorously uninformed, but baby, the sun is setting on that day.

Mind you, I have no illusions about how hard and strange this is going to be. Obama can’t click his heels together three times and fix eight years of ass-hattery. He can’t wave a magic wand and undo the damage in Iraq; he can’t fold his arms and blink, and bring back the vigor of Wall Street. Obama can’t just wish real hard and make people buy American cars. He cannot personally, right this moment, keep all the victims of predatory lending from losing their homes; and contrary to idiotic email forwards, he can’t get his Kenyan cousins to sacrifice a goat and reverse global warming.

This man has a lot of work to do, and I swear, I wouldn’t want his job. But I thank heaven and all its denizens that he has this job. Because for eight years now, we have deserved better. And now we’ve made it happen. Not just him, and not just his campaign organizers, but US. Everyone who made phone calls, everyone who double-checked that voter registration, everyone who had a sign in the yard, everyone who debunked a stupid rumor, and everyone who waited in line.

This is our victory. This is a our president.

We’ve been well-served by those inexperienced senators from Illinois so far. Let’s take good care of this one. Let’s give him a chance.

“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battle-field, and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearth-stone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”


Two more things, real quick before I start to party

1 year, 4 months ago, late at night

(1). Thank you, John McCain. That was a classy concession speech, and it reminded me why I’ve liked you for years — even when I haven’t always agreed with you. You did a good thing tonight, and it reflects well upon you.

(2). Obama, I love you with an amazing, irrepressible love — the white-hot love of ten thousand suns and all their children. This is the love of a woman who has never, at any point in her adult life, ever really, really, really admired a president before, and now she has you to adore, and she is thrilled. Good luck, God bless, a thousand kisses be upon you, and please … DO NOT FUCK IT UP.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

1 year, 4 months ago, late at night

WE CAN HAS PRESIDENT!!!!1111!11!1ELEVENTY!11
[:: dies and is ded ::]

Helpful Widget

1 year, 4 months ago, in the evening

Or maybe just a little brick of “Ooh, shiny!” for the curious — over here at my LJ. I would’ve posted it here, too, but wordpress wasn’t cooperating with MSNBC, so oh well.

Feel free to wander to my other blog to get your own useful widget, or to watch what’s going down on the election map.

Let it begin

1 year, 4 months ago, around lunchtime

I arrived at the polling place at 7:03 a.m., and I barely made it in the door. The line of people wound through the school, around the corner, into the lunch room(gymnasium?) and up to a row of women at a their tables — where we were broken down into precincts.

Election Volunteer: [:: shouts ::] 1835? Precinct 1835?
All the People in Line: [:: check voter’s registration cards ::]
Election Volunteer: 1935? How about 2017?
All the People in Line: [:: squint blearily at tiny print ::]
Election Volunteer: 2018?
Girl Behind Me in Line: [:: waves her card ::] Bingo, muthafuckas!

I took a paper ballot, for I was encouraged to do so. According to officials, there weren’t enough electronic voting machines and it was taking three or four times as long to vote that way. I took a black pen, filled in the little ovals, fed it into the machine, and took my sticker. The whole thing took right about an hour. It was painless and frankly thrilling, and I’m glad I got it over with so early.

I’ve been glued to the TV ever since, which is not particularly good, considering I have lots of work to do, but oh well.

Speaking of which, due to technical difficulties there will NOT be an election party this evening at Vermillion, alas. I’m not sure what the Cap Hill Crew will be up to instead, but I’m sure it will rock accordingly.

And now I must tear myself away from the boob tube (as well as the internet) to attend an eye doctor’s appointment down the street. Best of luck to all, fingers crossed for Team Obama, and if you haven’t voted already, may you do so at your earliest convenience — with a minimum of inconvenience.

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Polls open in 4 minutes

1 year, 4 months ago, in the morning

Here we go.