I realize that not everyone in the world gives a damn about this, but I do — and maybe you do, too — so I’m going to go ahead and circulate an internet petition. Ridiculous? Yes. Pointless? Absolutely. Useless? More than likely.
But as part of MTV’s ongoing quest to meddle itself into absolute irrelevance, there are plans in place to remake The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Play the YouTube video below to see the original full-length trailer from 1975.)
For God’s sake, leave it alone! It’s a kitsch relic, a moral abomination, and a cheaply preposterous cult piece, and that’s just how I like it.