I’ll take “Terrifying Things to Wake up To” for a thousand, Alex.

I tried to restrain myself. I said, “Self, I am not going to make a gratuitous kitty picture post, even though I now have a new picture of Spain the Cat that makes me cackle with mirth every time I load it. After all, it’s not like these people [read: you folks] have never seen [...]

my big fat update

Holy crap, I’m boring lately. Don’t get me wrong — I’ve been busy as hell, and yet none of it makes for good blogging material. Today in particular has been a bit of a productivity madhouse; this morning alone my labors have included (but are not limited to) such diverse elements as wrapping up Fathom [...]